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I’m sure you read the title of this blog and thought – “what the [bleep] is he thinking?” Well, this title was taken from an actual document filed on April 20, 2015 in a case, 14-2128, in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia (Atlanta Division). Yep…I was just as surprised as you were.

The case stems from the arrest and conviction of the male plaintiff for numerous felonies, including aggravated assault, false imprisonment, cruelty to children, and more. That plaintiff was later incarcerated in a prison located in Georgia. The female plaintiff was arrested for conspiring to assist the male plaintiff in escaping from prison. She had a one year old child, an AK-47 assault rifle, a .45 caliber pistol, and numerous survival items in her car in front of the prison.

The civil complaint alleges that the male plaintiff was wrongfully arrested, convicted, imprisoned, and forced into servitude. The case was dismissed and one of the plaintiffs subsequently filed a “Notice” with the court. The Notice contains statements, including the title of this blog, that are quite colorful such as:

  • “Don’t you ever again in your [bleep] life attempt to disrespect me…”
  • “The Court takes judicial notice of blah, blah, blah…Yep. Whatever.”
  • “You think because you sit up there in that little black robe hiding behind the ignorance of the masses like a little [bleep], that anybody…”
  • [The Court] runs and cowers like a panic-stricken hoe that has stolen money from her back-handing pimp. Just for the record: you are a hoe. This court is a hoe. And I will backhand you both, should you continue to waste my time.”

It appears from the docket sheet that the plaintiff with the descriptive language was not held in contempt of court.  That’s one lenient judge. There is a lot more if you are interested in reading it. Please note that it may be unsuitable for some people.